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a5c7b9f00b A man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother. Following a ship wreck, a baby is rescued by a clan of Ninja warriors and raised by them as one of their own. But Haru, as he is called, never quite fits in, nor does he manage to make a worthy Ninja. However, the good-natured and persevering Haru, in his own bumbling way, and with some help from Gobei, manages to prove himself to be a winner in the end. Totally unfunny..........I may have laughed once. Or twice. More stupid than anything. It did have one redeeming factor: David Spade wasn&#39;t in it. Although, if I had to watch this movie again, I would probably WANT him in it. But David Spade will go on to do his own unfunny movies, as I have found out. If you like Chris Farley you&#39;ll probably at least sit thru this mess, unless you want to watch some other unfunny comic&#39;s, i.e. watch a David Spade movie, or a Adam Sandler movie, or a Pauly Shore movie.....now THOSE would be a real waste of time. Why do I have to have 10 lines of text when I can&#39;t think of anything else to say about this movie except it&#39;s BAD??? If you consider yourself a thinking individual, all you&#39;re likely to get out of this movie is a headache. The entire film is basically just a setting for Chris Farley to show off and &quot;be funny&quot; - supposedly because he&#39;s Caucasian, overweight and incapable, and thus not very suitable as a ninja. While this idea might be fit for a single gag in a 90-minute comedy feature, it gets to serve as this movie&#39;s backbone and entire foundation. Needless to say, it grows boring in about 20 seconds, after which the rest of the film is rather akin to torture.<br/><br/>Perhaps not surprisingly, another would-be funny person in the shape of Chris Rock also shows up. Normally this would only add more fuel to the fire and make a bad film even worse, but in this case, it&#39;s not really possible to sink much lower, Rock or no Rock.<br/><br/>In short, avoid this movie at all costs. Kill relatives, burn down houses and start wars if it enables you to escape watching it. Give me an old school cliché-packed ninja movie that takes itself seriously any day. This is a movie in which the audience knows half the gags in advance, but thanks to director Dennis Dugan's timing and Farley's execution, the audience doesn't just laugh anyway, but laughs harder. Knowing in advance is part of the fun.